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  Brace yourselves: The GOOD things about the WTBS! heh

  by theMadJW in

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  yes-lotta nonsense; a self-proclaimed "slave class" that is not a prophet but like a prophet, giving so awfully embarrasing opinions that are supposed to be automatically acceted by all of us jws...pretenders...mistakes... and moves not "discreet" at all- like the ngo united nations membership they secretly had for awhile....terrible, isn't it?.

  i mean, look at the inspiring example we have in churchianity: such wonderful dogma- such as the three sadist-gods who have been torturing billions of men, women, and children for thousands of years- with eternity to go...and god making the universe in 72 hours...and backing the wars of their governments- "god and country!

  ", as they send their men out to war, telling them they will be blessed for it, and so many more wonderful revelations: the rapture, once-saved, tithing, etc.

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  What group do YOU know that doesn't have flaws?

  The Beatles

  
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  Hi! I'm a new member here

  by faqs7719 in

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  i'm a new member here but i have read this forum from about 6 months ago.. i was born in jw, all my family is jw.. one day i decide to make a research about the prophecies because i thought that would help me strengthen my faith.

  i always like the prophecies.

  i have started my research with jerusalem 607. hit the google page, start to search and whats up?

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  Darth plaugeis

  welcome...

  you speak spanish ?
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  Articles of the Watchtower seemed to Tell the Future!!

  by Darth plaugeis in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  articles of the watchtower seemed to tell the future!!.

  remember when you would get the wt or awake and say .... look at this article how appropriate it is jehovah helping us!!!!!!!!!!.

  we started a witch thread 2 months ago........ and today a politician is in the news about being a (monty python).

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  Articles of the Watchtower seemed to Tell the Future!!
  Remember when you would get the WT or Awake and say .... look at this article how appropriate it is Jehovah helping us!!!!!!!!!!
  We started a Witch thread 2 months ago.......
  and today a Politician is in the news about being a (Monty Python)
  .....................................wait for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Witch??
  We have Jehovah's Holy Spirit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  It's a Miracle.
  Remember feeling this????
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  PORN as a JW

  by Darth plaugeis in

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  it just hit me ..... it's 1:17 am and i'm a worldly guy no love for a god or religon.

  so why when i was a jw if i had time alone.... porn was on the tv?.........

  and now i'm wordly havin time alone and i'm on the internet talking about jw's???.

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  Everytime I showed up the girls.................. would laugh.

  As a JW I'm thinking... They know I'm A P.I.G. PIG!!!

  Today.................... they THOUGHT Darth NEEDS A GOOD LAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  If you were Jesus... who would you scold

  by Darth plaugeis in

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  2. humour

  if you were jesus... who would you scold.

  sweetbabycheezits said something in the fav thread that got me thinking.. if you were jesus... who would you scold publicly on this forum for preaching in your name ?.

  i have never preached about you in this forum!!!

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  If you were Jesus... who would you scold

  SweetBabyCheezits said something in the Fav thread that got me thinking.

  If you were Jesus... who would you scold publicly on this forum for preaching in your name ?

  I have never preached about you in this forum!!! So I know I'm DEAD!!!

  So who pisses you off Jesus on this forum claiming they know you?

  Satan here I come LOL
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  PORN as a JW

  by Darth plaugeis in

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  it just hit me ..... it's 1:17 am and i'm a worldly guy no love for a god or religon.

  so why when i was a jw if i had time alone.... porn was on the tv?.........

  and now i'm wordly havin time alone and i'm on the internet talking about jw's???.

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  My JW wife caught me once and TOLD EVERY neighbor we had... we lived in a culva sac so 12 families knew she caught me....

  standing at the Bus stop was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo humiliating!
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  PORN as a JW

  by Darth plaugeis in

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  it just hit me ..... it's 1:17 am and i'm a worldly guy no love for a god or religon.

  so why when i was a jw if i had time alone.... porn was on the tv?.........

  and now i'm wordly havin time alone and i'm on the internet talking about jw's???.

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  PORN as a JW

  by Darth plaugeis in

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  it just hit me ..... it's 1:17 am and i'm a worldly guy no love for a god or religon.

  so why when i was a jw if i had time alone.... porn was on the tv?.........

  and now i'm wordly havin time alone and i'm on the internet talking about jw's???.

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  It just hit me ..... It's 1:17 am and I'm a worldly guy no Love for a God or religon. So why when I was a JW if I had time alone.... Porn was on the Tv?........
  And now I'm wordly havin time alone and I'm on the internet talking about JW's???
  Oh maybe because the wife doesn't mind Porn??? (worldly wife)
  If she sees me watching..... she gets happy and says......
  Darth baby..... don't finish!
  Great ..... so she took the fun out of Porn!! what the hell am I saying????
  Oh yes..... Being part of the World is so wrong!!
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  Celebrity appreciators: Shook hands with Clint Eastwood last Thursday!

  by BizzyBee in

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  yeah, biggish moment for me.

  i've visited mission ranch in carmel, california occasionally over the last 15 years.

  it is a restaurant/bungalows establishment owned by clint eastwood.

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  You FU$*%G Kiddin?

  That's meeting him.

  I worshipped him as a kid!

  Your my hero
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  Who was Your Fav Witch?

  by Darth plaugeis in

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  lots of witch talk don't know why hahaaha.

  some were good.

  some were bad.

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  Darth plaugeis

  Egg and I just had a very nice little ritual tonight under the full moon and Venus:) Blessed Mabon, god of music and the second harvest of berries:)

  Amen

  Looked in the basement.... No Virgins!

  So I guess berries will surfice... Dad Won't like this....but he does like berries...

  Blackberry

  Dewberry

  Boysenberry

  Olallieberry

  Tayberry

  Cloudberry

  Loganberry

  Raspberry

  Salmonberry

  Thimbleberry

  Wineberry

  Bearberry

  Bilberry

  Blueberry

  Crowberry

  Cranberry

  Falberry

  Huckleberry

  Lingonberry

  Strawberry Tree

  Barberry

  Currant

  Elderberry

  Gooseberry

  Hackberry

  Honeysuckle

  Mulberry

  Red Mulberry

  White Mulberry

  Mayapple

  Nannyberry

  Oregon grape

  Sea-buckthorn

  Sea Grape

  Wolfberry

  So maybe he won't miss the Virgin.......

  You might of saved my space in Hell ........... thanx LOL